Great Team Comic Strips

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

584 Results for Great Team

View 1 - 10 results for great team comic strips. Discover the best "Great Team" comics from Dilbert.com.

Fire Sales Team

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

Tiger Team

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

Burrow Into A Team

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

Redesign Power Button

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Redesign Power Button - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #engineering, #experience, #managers & supervisors, #mocking, #power button, #redesign, #sarcasm, #team

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: can you redesign it so the power button is on the bottom? engineer: absolutely. our professional design team loves it when inexperienced people make suggestions. boss: i can't tell if you're mocking me. engineer: no, you can't.

Elbonian Literature Degree

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Elbonian Literature Degree - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #applicant, #books, #college, #degree, #education, #elbonian, #interview, #language, #major, #test taker, #translation

View Transcript

Transcript

applicant: i majored in elbonian literature in college. which is extra challenging because i don't speak elbonian and none of the books are translated. dilbert: how did you get a degree in elbonian literature without reading any? applicant: i'm a great test-taker.

Management Potential

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Management Potential - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #business ethics, #managers & supervisors, #stealing, #credit, #potential, #chart

View Transcript

Transcript

boss reading paper: that's a great chart, ted. dilbert: actually, i made that chart a month ago, and ted stole it without giving me credit. boss to catbert: ted has management potential.

Ted Is Great But Not Enough

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Ted Is Great But Not Enough  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #comparison, #managers & supervisors, #performance, #employment, #exceptional, #fired, #universe, #sense, #complain, #reverse psychology

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: ted, your performance this year has been exceptional. but everyone else was even better, so...you're fired. ted: in what universe does that even make sense? boss: you also complain too much.

Ceo Speaks Out

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Ceo Speaks Out - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #business ethics, #political issues, #stock, #stock market, #plunged, #voice, #injustice, #bonus, #million, #dollars, #Advice

View Transcript

Transcript

catbert: our stock plunged 30% because you spoke out on a political issue. ceo: no one can silence my voice when i see a great injustice. catbert: this will cost you your entire bonus of $10 million. ceo: what if i agree to never speak again?