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Alice's Brain Is Full

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Alice's Brain Is Full - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 03, 2020's comic on:


Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #brain, #full, #memory, #work

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boss: why aren't you working? alice: my brain is full. boss: i'll check back later. alice: i won't remember you.

Dogbert The Futurist

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Dogbert The Futurist - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #futurist, #predict, #hire, #industry, #time, #business, #hard, #work

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boss: i hired a futurist to predict where our industry is headed. dogbert: you don't need to be here. you might want to enjoy the time you have left. office worker: what? dogbert: for the rest of you, i see hard work with no rewards.

Brain Fog

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Brain Fog - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #co-workers, #business, #health, #meds, #i.q., #handsome, #name

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dilbert: i have brain fog from the meds i took last night. my i.q. is down by 50%, but i make up for it by being handsome. alice: sounds more like a 75% situation. dilbert: now, can someone remind me of my name?

Smarter Than An Engineer

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Smarter Than An Engineer - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 13, 2020's comic on:


Tags #managers & supervisors, #health, #allergy, #brain, #fog, #i.q., #smart, #engineer

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dilbert: i took allergy meds last night, and now i have brain fog. my i.q. is about 50% of normal capacity. boss: whoo-hoo! i'm smarter than an engineer! dilbert: not quite. i'm only down by 50%.

Report Is On Cluttered Desk

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Report Is On Cluttered Desk - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #project, #desk, #cluttered, #email, #lost

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wally: did you see my project update? boss: no wally: i left it on your cluttered desk. try excavating a few layers to find it. dilbert: what happens when he realizes it isn't there? wally: that's when i tell him to check his cluttered email.

Time Travel By Printer

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Time Travel By Printer - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #presentation, #technolgy, #molecular, #scan, #body, #brain, #time travel, #3d print, #meeting

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dilbert giving a presentation: i invented a device that can scan your body and brain at molecular level. now you can time travel by killing yourself and leaving instructions to 3d-print you back to life in the future when the technology is able. response: where will you find anyone dumb enough to test it? dilbert: have you ever attended a meeting at this company?

Half Are Doing All The Work

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Half Are Doing All The Work - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #employees, #employment, #fire, #work

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boss: according to experts, about half of all employees are typically doing 100% of the work. i plan to beat the system by firing half of you. dilbert: wouldn't you need to keep firing half of whoever was left until you were down to one employee? boss: yes, but imagine how hard he will work.

Boss Surgery

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Boss Surgery - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #brain, #employees, #insults, #surgery

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Asok: There's a new surgery that can turn employees into bosses. Boss: How can surgery turn an employee into a boss? Dr: You won't be needing this.

Leaders Have Differen Memories

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Leaders Have Differen Memories - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #meeting, #office, #stupid, #leadership

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the boss: we had a leadership meeting to decide how to move forward. the boss: but all the leaders left the meeting with wildly different ideas about what we agreed on. carol: how do you leaders plan to solve that? the boss: phase one involves accusing each other of being stupid.

Headphone Claims

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Headphone Claims - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #headphones, #false, #advertising, #help, #scientist, #boss, #Dilbert

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Dilbert: We're getting sued for claiming out headphones cure brain tumor and raise your IQ. Boss: We'll need to hire a scientist to back us on this. Dilbert: Where will we find a scientist willing to do that? Boss: Well, I wouldn't start with the rich ones.