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Be More Like Dave

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God Like Powers

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No Purpose

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No Purpose - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #beauty, #deck, #creation, #water, #hydrate, #well-being, #no friends, #no purpose, #better

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dilbert: i just spent thirty minutes admiring the beauty of the slide deck i created yesterday. i'm going back for another round after i hydrate. voice from outside frame: what's it like having no friends and no purpose? dilbert: it's a lot better than you'd think.

New Software

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New Software - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #approval, #software, #necessary, #purchase order, #questions, #blockchain, #stop

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dilbert: i'd like approval to buy some software, and there is no hope you would understand why it is necessary. so just sign off on the purchase and don't ask any questions. boss: is it blockchain? dilbert: just stop.

Casual Day For Remote Workers

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Casual Day For Remote Workers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #sarcasm, #announcement, #casual day, #remote workers, #dress, #roadkill, #morale, #coffee, #laptop, #video conference

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boss talking toward laptop: tomorrow is casual day for remote workers. most of you already dress like roadkill, but see if you can take it down another level. voice from laptop: why are you doing this to us? boss: i hear it builds morale.

Wally The Rebel

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Wally The Rebel - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #managers & supervisors, #business, #problem, #authority, #lazy, #rebel, #like it, #business cards, #sarcasm

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boss: wally, you have a problem with authority. wally: wow! i thought i was lazy. but maybe i'm actually a rebel. yes, i like it. can i add it to my business cards? boss yelling: no!