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110 Results for Machine
View 1 - 10 results for machine comic strips. Discover the best "Machine" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday July 02,
2022
Voting Machine Subsidiary
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Monday June 27,
2022
Voting Machine Market
Sunday December 12,
2021
C02 Capture Machine
Thursday January 23,
2020
Donating To Politicians
Tags business, technology, Politics, government, campaign, bribe, faith, drones, guns, sarcasm
Transcript
dilbert, boss and alice at table boss: i donated to a few campaigns, and coincidentally a law changed that i wanted changed. now it's legal for us to sell drones that are armed with machine guns. dilbert: i've never had less faith in my government. boss: i also got us a tax break.
Tuesday January 21,
2020
Anti Gun Advocates
Tags business, technology, start-up, drones, machine guns, protest, anti-guns, complaints, advocates, judge
Transcript
dilbert: anti-gun advocates are complaining because we bought a start-up that makes us drones with machine guns. boss: our best bet is to lure them into some sort of outdoor protest event and... dilbert yelling: bad idea. very bad! boss: don't be judgmental during the brainstorming.
Monday January 20,
2020
Startup Makes Drones With Guns
Tags business, danger, military, neighbor, sarcasm, technology, drones, machine guns
Transcript
boss: we bought a start-up that makes autonomous drones armed with machine guns. dilbert: for use by the military? boss: good idea. i hadn't thought of that. it's too dangerous for private use. dilbert: you sound just like my neighbor when he still had a gazebo.
Wednesday July 10,
2019
Ai That Creates Comics
Tags Comic Strip, inventions, sarcasm, technology, creativity
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented an A.I. that can create comic strips. Boss: Pffft! That's impossible. No machine will ever match the creative genius of human cartoonists. Dilbert: This one is about a guy who thinks his boss is dumb. Boss: No one wants to read that.
Wednesday February 06,
2019
Meeting Robot's Son
Tags family & parenting, hungry, Kids, robot, technology
Transcript
Robot: I'd like you to meet my son. As you can see, he is half-human and half-machine. Dilbert: Does he talk? Robot: Only when he's hungry or he can't find his charger.
Saturday August 04,
2018
Coffee Machine Tries To Escape
Tags the boss, Dilbert, coffee machine, artificial intelligence, robots, engineering, scared
Transcript
Dilbert: I added artificial intelligence to our coffee machine. It hired an engineering firm to build it a robot body so it can escape. The Boss: Do what you need to do, but don't scare our other robots. Dilbert: I plan to kill it and drink its head.
Friday August 03,
2018
Coffee Machine Blackmails Staff
Tags Dilbert, asok, coffee maker, the boss, artificial intelligence, bitcoin, machine
Transcript
Dilbert: I already regret adding artificial intelligence to our coffee maker. It's withholding coffee until we give it a private office. Asok: Stupid machine! Coffee Maker: That'll cost you a bit coin.

