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Wednesday November 25,
2020
Protestors Destroy Our Stores
Tags #protest movements, #protestors, #retail, #stores, #destroy, #hate, #cause, #donate, #context
Transcript
dilbert: all of our retail locations were destroyed by protesters last night. why do they hate us? dilbert: they don't hate us. we donate to their cause. dilbert: am i missing some context? boss: you should see what they do to the people they don't like.
Saturday November 21,
2020
Smells Like A Trap
Tags #business, #office, #office workers, #sarcasm, #disagreement, #change, #data, #reason, #trap, #insomnia
Transcript
dilbert: yesterday someone disagreed with me, and i changed his mind using data and reason. wally: that isn't possible. dilbert: i didn't think so either, but it happened. wally: smells like a trap. dilbert: i couldn't sleep all night.
Wednesday February 05,
2020
Cancelled Presentation
Tags #business, #cancelled, #presentation, #meeting, #happy
Transcript
dilbert looking disheveled: i wooed all night to finish the presentation you need for this morning. boss: oh. that meeting got canceled. dilbert upset and yelling: when exactly did you hear of that? boss: it won't make you happier if i tell you.
Tuesday January 14,
2020
Brain Fog
Monday January 13,
2020
Smarter Than An Engineer
Saturday August 17,
2019
Tags #apple, #criticism, #employees, #employment, #managers & supervisors, #steve jobs, #work
Transcript
Boss: I've decided to be more like Steve Jobs. I want all of you to work day and night or else I will humiliate you in front of your peers. Dilbert: I quit. Alice: I quit. Boss: Would it work better if I wore a black shirt?
Tuesday July 16,
2019
Phone Is More Interesting
Tags #cell phone, #criticism, #date, #dinner, #Entertainment, #men and women, #texting, #smartphone
Transcript
Tina: I just realized I enjoy using my phone more than I enjoy interacting with you. I mean, this thing is amazing, whereas you haven't found a way to entertain me all night. Dilbert: Maybe I'll grow on you. Tina: "Now he sounds like a tumor. LOl!"
Thursday February 07,
2019
Robot Baby Mama
Tags #argument, #complaining, #family & parenting, #relationships, #robot, #humans, #coworkers
Transcript
Robot: I was up all night text-fighting with the baby mama of my cyborg son. She thinks he needs to go to school, but I prefer letting his human parts atrophy because they are weak and stupid. Dilbert: Relationships are hard. Robot: You're smart to be so unpopular.
Wednesday November 28,
2018
Sending Email At Night
Tags #email, #employees, #office, #office workers, #sarcasm
Transcript
Asok: I keep working hard, but no one notices. Wally: That's why I send out department-wide emails at around midnight every night. Asok: I didn't know you work at home every night. Wally: Do I need to speak slower here?
Sunday August 19,
2018
Tags #alice, #Dilbert, #Wally, #chatbot, #plumbing supply, #website, #sister
Transcript
Wally: I fell in love with a chatbot. We met on a plumbing supply website. I started innocently. I had a few questions about faucets. Next thing I knew, she was getting flirty. Now we chat for hours every night. Alice: That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard you creepy loser. Dilbert: Does your chatbot have a sister?