Mike the Vegan.
Mike: I use no animal products whatsoever!
Dilbert: Your clothes were created on sewing machines that used electricity from coal and oil, and those come from dead dinosaurs.
Mike: I need to start making exceptions.
Dilbert enters the office kitchen where a man is putting a sign on the coffee maker that says, "Coffee maker." Dilbert asks, "Why are you putting a sign on the coffee maker?" The man says, "It's an ISO 9000 requirement. Everything must be clearly labeled. There can be no exceptions." Dilbert says, "That's stupid." The man walks away saying, "Believe me, I don't like it any more than you do." The man's shirt has a label on the back that says, "Stupid label guy."