Dogberts school for the social oblivious.
Dogbert: Today I"ll teach you to recognize when your boring.
Dogbert: This is called a yawn, when you see one , stop talking about yourself.
Ted: And then I chopped it right onto the green.
The Boss: It's been a few hours since I've done anything managerish.
I could criticize someone...nah. I could have a meeting...nah.
Im reorganizing the department.
Dilbert: excuse me while i beat myself with my keyboard.