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Elbonian Hackers Attack

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Elbonian Hackers Attack - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Non Disclosure Denied

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Non Disclosure Denied - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #sales, #sales personnel, #nondisclosure agreement, #product, #new, #waste, #refusal, #sign, #company, #vendor, #lawyer, #idiot

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salesman: i'll need you to sign a nondisclosure agreement before i can show you our new product. dilbert: you wasted a trip here because i won't be doing that. the fact that you even asked me to sign an nda tells me your company is incompetent. dilbert: i prefer giving my business to a vendor who can show me their product without getting a lawyer involved. salesman: you could sign it without having your lawyer review it. dilbert yelling: do i look like an idiot? salesman holding out nda toward dilbert. dilbert: well? do i? salesman: only form your chin to your forehead area.

Another Zoom Meeting

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Another Zoom Meeting - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Makeup For Zoom Call

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Makeup For Zoom Call - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Asok Sighs Too Much

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Asok Sighs Too Much - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Deleting Before Audit

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Deleting Before Audit - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Internal Audit

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Internal Audit - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Never Admit You Are Wrong

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Never Admit You Are Wrong - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Anonymous Sources

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Anonymous Sources - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #sarcasm, #technology, #company, #anonymous, #credibility, #trust, #lie, #thief, #sources

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boss: anonymous sources tell me you have been stealing from the company. dilbert: anonymous sources have no credibility. boss: that's exactly what they told me you'd say. dilbert: why do you trust them over me? boss: well, for one thing, i hear you're a thief. dilbert: you heard that from the anonymous sources that have no credibility! boss: why would they lie to me? dilbert: same reason you lie to me. boss: okay, that makes sense.

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