Dilbert: The Elbonians won't do business with my company unless we bribe them.
Dogbert: offer to give them plans for building a nuclear weapon, Then give them plans to build microwave ovens instead.
Dilbert: would that work?
Dogbert: why do you think our garage is full of persona rugs?
Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I'm going to open a school for people who are technology imbeciles." Dogbert continues, "I'll teach people how to use automatic bank machines, microwave ovens, video recorders, CD players, that sort of thing . . ." Dogbert sits at a desk labeled "Imbecile Admissions." A little boy holds his father's hand and says, "I thought he was reasonably bright until we got the VCR . . ." Dogbert replies, "They can fool you."