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206 Results for Point
View 1 - 10 results for point comic strips. Discover the best "Point" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday February 13,
2022
Sunday Alice's Point
Sunday June 27,
2021
Loser Detector
Tags business, managers & supervisors, invention, losers, accurate, detection, pings, backwards, sarcasm
Transcript
in meeting room. dogbert: i invented a device that can detect losers. boss: how do i know if it's accurate? dogbert: point it at a know loser and see if it pings. boss pointing it at employees: boss: hey! it knows ted is a loser! ha ha ha!!! it says dilbert and alice are losers too! and carol and wally too! ha ha ha!!! this thing is totally accurate! dogbert: you're holding it backward. boss: how exactly does it detect losers? dogbert: they're the ones who hold it backward.
Tuesday May 18,
2021
Make Us Look Good
Tags business, managers & supervisors, press release, company, support, social, issues, complaining, awesome, research, appearances
Transcript
ceo: write a press release saying our company supports whatever social issues people are griping about lately. tina: does it matter which issues i pick? ceo: nah. just make us look awesome. tina: should i research the issues first? ceo: are you trying to not get the point?
Sunday May 09,
2021
Boss Isn't Fair
Tags business, technology, video call, project, fair, repeating, bump, head
Transcript
dilbert and ceo on video call. dilbert: it isn't fair that alice gets all the best projects. boss: and what's your point? dilbert: it's not fair. boss: you already said that. dilbert: you should do something to make it more fair. boss: why? dilbert: because it's not fair? boss: did you bump your head?
Wednesday May 05,
2021
Dick Tells A Rumor
Tags business, workplace, coworkers, people, gossip, malice, slander, pointless, pain, nemesis, office workers
Transcript
dick: hi, i'm dick, your workplace nemesis. dilbert: i know who you are. dick: people are saying terrible things about you behind your back, but i can't tell you who they are or what they are saying. dilbert: what is the point of telling me that? dick: have i mentioned i feed on your pain.
Thursday March 11,
2021
Pandemic Vacation Days
Tags business, sarcasm, technology, company policy, video conference, vacation day, vacation, company rule, pandemic, go, solve, problem, laptop
Transcript
boss and dilbert on video conference call. boss: human resources is on my back to make sure everyone uses their vacation days this year. it's a company rule. dilbert: what's the point of a vacation if we can't go anywhere because of the pandemic? boss: i'm only trying to solve my own problem here.
Thursday February 11,
2021
Elbonian Virus
Tags business, health & safety, office workers, pandemic, elbonian, virus, kill, beards, fuzzy, hat, made
Transcript
dilbert: the elbonian virus has reached pandemic proportions. elbonian: just because a virus doesn't kill people with beards and tall, fuzzy hats, that doesn't mean it was made in elbonia. dilbert: was it made in elbonia? elbonian: yes, but i think my point still stands.
Wednesday January 20,
2021
Still Get Paid
Tags office workers, colleagues, unreliable, false, true, paid, process, believe, sarcasm
Transcript
tina: i've been keeping a running list, and it seems that 100% of the things you told me this year have been false. wally: and we both got paid, so what's your point? tina: i...don't know how to process that. wally: i'd tell you, but apparently you wouldn't believe me.
Thursday January 14,
2021
Understanding Science
Tags business, technology, science, scientsts, chipmunk, sarcasm
Transcript
tina: i listen to actual scientists, and they say your idea will never work. dilbert: if a chipmunk listens to scientists, should i trust the chipmunk to understand what he heard? tina: i don't get your point. dilbert: and yet you do understand science?
Monday January 11,
2021
Keyboard Upgrades
Tags business, sarcasm, technology, keyboard, design, keys, better, hard, software, upgrades
Transcript
dilbert: i have an idea for a keyboard design that we upgrade every six months by rearranging where the keys are. boss: why would we do that? dilbert: to make it better. boss: that would only make it harder to use. dilbert: exactly like our software upgrades. what's your point?


