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Saturday August 31,
2019
Unconscious Bias
Tags #obliviousness, #office workers, #racism, #training, #bias
Transcript
Carol: You haven't completed the mandatory training on unconscious bias. Dilbert: I'm not biased. Carol: Maybe you are when you are not conscious. Dilbert: I'm a bigot in my sleep? Carol: And you look like a drooler.
Friday May 17,
2019
Seventeen Pieces Of Evidence
Tags #business, #office, #office workers, #spying, #moron, #elbonian
Transcript
the boss: we have seventeen pieces of evidence that you are an elbonian spy. dilbert: no, you have seventeen coincidences and a bad case of confirmation bias. dilbert: how about i prove you're a moron and see how far that gets us?
Thursday October 04,
2018
Bias For Action
Thursday November 30,
2017
If We Are Off By One Percent
Tags #projection, #prediction, #finances, #big business, #guess, #estimate, #obliviousness
Transcript
Dilbert: According to my highly unreliable forecast, we're on the right track. But if even one of my seventeen assumptions is off by one percent, we are doomed. The obvious conclusion is that... Board: We're nailing it!
Wednesday November 29,
2017
Worthless Financial Projections
Tags #money, #finances, #big business, #projection, #prediction, #guessing, #estimate
Transcript
Dilbert: Here's the financial projection you asked me to do. It's basically just guessing plus math. Obviously, it's useless for making decisions because I can get any result I want by tweaking the assumptions. Boss: Don't say any of that stuff when you present it to the board tomorrow.
Tuesday November 28,
2017
Financial Forecaster Quit
Tags #big business, #money, #projection, #prediction, #Advice
Transcript
Boss: Our financial forecaster quit. I need you to fill in for him. Dilbert: I don't know how to do financial forecasts. Boss: Neither did he. Dilbert: How were you making decisions? Boss: It's better if we don't excavate that septic tank.
Sunday November 12,
2017
Tags #prognosticate, #prediction, #projection, #budget, #blame
Transcript
Boss: Are your financial projections available? Dilbert: Yes, because I can see into the future. Boss: No one can see into the future. Dilbert: Then why did you ask me if I can do it? Boss: It's your job to predict the outcome of your project. Dilbert: Why would you ask me to do something that no one can do? Boss: I don't need you to be accurate. I only need someone to blame when we go over budget. Dilbert: I saw that coming. Boss: No one like a braggart.
Thursday October 26,
2017
Wally Uses Phone When Troll Does
Tuesday July 11,
2017
Unethical Assumptions
Tags #money, #ethics, #misleading, #finances, #budget
Transcript
Boss: Your financial projection doesn't support my preferred strategy. Maybe you could tweak the discount rate to 40%. Dilbert: You're asking me to be unethical. Boss: Only with your assumptions.
Monday July 10,
2017
Do Whatever The Data Says
Tags #study, #analysis, #decision, #conclusions, #bias, #science
Transcript
Boss: I need you to do a financial analysis on upgrading our customer tracking software. Dilbert: What conclusion do you want me to reach? Boss: We'll do whatever the data says. Dilbert: Which is...? Boss: I already bought the upgrade.