boss: wally, your work ethic is abysmal. you're fired.
wally: wouldn't it make more sense to loan me to a project you hate, so i can rot it from the inside?
boss: that's not your worst idea.
wally: is a raise out of the question?
Boss: I'm assigning our best and brightest engineers to the new system integration team. Anyone who is left over gets to be in charge of watching our legacy system slowly rot. Dilbert: Who would want that job? Wally: Me!!! Pick me!!!
Dilbert: Today I complete my high priority tasks and launched them into the miasma. "There they will rot from neglect while I draw closer to the abyss of eternal nothingness."
Ratbert: "I have an idea. Let's never talk about you."
"Dogbert's Tech Support "
You have a bad case of computer rot."
"Your computer is designed to become slower and more unreliable over time so you have to upgrade."
"But if you'd like some false hope, I can tell you to defragment your disk drive."
Wally says to two children, "Then they rip out your ego and they put you in a box until you rot!!" The two children jump back and exclaim, "Gaaa!!" Wally continues, "You'll never know if you're dead or if you're simply envying the dead!!" The children look terrified. Dilbert bumps into Wally while walking down the hall and asks, "How was 'Career Day?'" Wally responds, "Kids these days are afraid of work."
