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14 Results for Scary
View 1 - 10 results for scary comic strips. Discover the best "Scary" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday October 09,
2010
Tags rival, drain hope, optimism, yell, freak out, scary, mouth open, meeting, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "You mission is to assassinate the motivation of my rival." The Boss says, "I want you to attend a meeting with him and drain the optimism out of his body." Man says, "What is happening to my sense of hope?" Wally says, "Let it happen."
Tuesday March 23,
2010
Tags party, woman, date, hold drink, invent, shoulder phone, old man's head, soup, bones, scary, arm out, surprised, run away, scared, Dogbert, trick, auto-answer, kiss
Transcript
Dilbert says, "It's a shoulder phone shaped like an old man's head. I invented it myself." Phone says, "Let's make soup from her bones, just like the others!" Dilbert says, "I shouldn't have told Dogbert it has auto-answer." Phone says, "Kiss me! Now!"
Friday March 19,
2010
Tags copy machine, paper jam, poltergeist, scary, horror, upside down, legs sticking up, high heels, kick legs, yell, afterworld, arms, flail, hold out arm
Transcript
Tina says, "I can almost reach the paper jam, but a poltergeist is trying to drag me to the afterworld." Tina says, "Maybe I can blind him with the toner cartridge. Ha ha! Take that! And that!" Tina says, "Gaaa!!! I can't feel my arms!" Dilbert says, "I only have one."
Thursday March 18,
2010
Tags meeting, poltergeist, copy machine, promote, server, union, scary, creepy, original, nervous, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "I hired a new poltergeist for our copy machine. Our old one got promoted to the server farm." Dilbert says, "Wouldn't it be better to not have any poltergeists?" The Boss says, "It's a union thing." Tina says, "May I please have my original back?" Poltergeist says, "I can't hear you. Put your face up close."
Thursday April 16,
2009
Tags future, prediction, bleak, scary
Transcript
Company Economist Man says, "In 2010 the economy will collapse and the world will plunge into darkness." Man says, "You will all be eaten by cannibals who will, in turn, die from the diseases that riddle your bodies." The boss says, "Please never talk again." Man says, "I get that a lot lately."
Wednesday April 15,
2009
Tuesday February 19,
2008
Tags scary guy, electric cubicle, scare off .coworkers, keith richards effigy
Transcript
Dogbert's Electric Cubical Walls Asok: I have a leaner. I want to stun him but not kill him. Dogbert: I recommend our Keith Richards model. Asok: Maybe I should dial it back a little."
Saturday April 01,
2006
Tags angelica jolie lips, mp3 player, must never soeak
Transcript
The Marketing Guru "Your mp3 player is large and scary, but I can fix that." "All it needs is a set of Angelina Jolie lips and everyone will love it." Six Months Later "We must never speak of this."
Sunday April 18,
2004
Tags extreme makeover, buisness, Dogbert, rework a face, plastic surgery, scary, human makeover, ears, antlers
Transcript
Dogbert: "I'm going into the extreme makeover business." "I'm planning to take it to the next level." "You'd look good with antlers." "And the nose has to go." Man: "Go?" "Your tiny ears are out of proportion." "These are ears." "I'll also rearrange your fat so you can't see it." "I'll toss in a few extras after you're unconscious, no charge." "Guess how old I am."
Wednesday February 14,
2001
Tags alice, small alice, kill people, looking at them, smiling, man dies, scary face
Transcript
A male co-worker says to Alice, "Smile, Alice. It won't hurt." As Alice glares at the co-worker, he grabs at his throat and cries, "Gaaak!!" At a table, eating lunch with Wally and Dilbert, Alice says, "I found out I can kill people by looking at them." Dilbert says, "I wondered why you were smiling."

