The boss says, "Book some one-on-one meetings for me so I can practice my new dismissive scoffing sound." Dilbert says, "?And then I think we should?" The boss says, "Phhht!" Dilbert says, "I like what you've done with your dismissive scoffing sound." The boss says, "20% more spittle!"
"Did you see all of the typos in Dilbert's e-mail?"
"Were you confused about its meaning?"
"No, that's not the point."
"Then I don't know what your point is."
"I think he should be more professional. That's all."
"So, instead of sending clear, efficient messages, he should follow your example and..."
"...Be a gossipy, critical, time-waster who values appearance over function?"
"Are you done hurting me now?"
"I'm saving a scoffing sound for when you turn to leave."