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258 Results for Stealing Data
View 1 - 10 results for stealing data comic strips. Discover the best "Stealing Data" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday November 14,
2022
Trial Data
Tuesday June 28,
2022
Ratbert In Charge Of Data Security
Tuesday May 31,
2022
Data Integrity
Sunday March 20,
2022
Best Data We Have
Wednesday February 02,
2022
Ignoring Data
Sunday October 24,
2021
Sunday Data Dive
Sunday October 10,
2021
Sunday Data Looks Two Ways
Wednesday September 08,
2021
Wally Invents Data
Friday June 18,
2021
Wally Helps The New Guy
Tags business, office workers, training, new, employment
Transcript
dilbert: wally, explain to the new guy what he needs to know about the project. wally: our pdr system is downstairs from the qrd data and the bmr, so don't order a gref or else the plr will get boodled. panel shows office building with man jumping out of window, voice: i quit
Sunday June 06,
2021
Anonymous Sources
Tags business, sarcasm, technology, company, anonymous, credibility, trust, lie, thief, sources
Transcript
boss: anonymous sources tell me you have been stealing from the company. dilbert: anonymous sources have no credibility. boss: that's exactly what they told me you'd say. dilbert: why do you trust them over me? boss: well, for one thing, i hear you're a thief. dilbert: you heard that from the anonymous sources that have no credibility! boss: why would they lie to me? dilbert: same reason you lie to me. boss: okay, that makes sense.