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73 Results for Stupidity
View 1 - 10 results for stupidity comic strips. Discover the best "Stupidity" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday February 16,
2021
Sarcasm Or Stupidity
Friday September 11,
2020
Betting On Management
Tags covid-19, business, technology, confidence, management, infection, coronavirus, bet, stupidity, income, betting, health
Transcript
dilbert: does it reduce your confidence in our management that 100% of them got infected with coronavirus. wally: all i know is that i won $300 betting it would happen. dilbert: how often do you bet on their stupidity? wally: often enough to double my income.
Monday February 17,
2020
Buy An Adapter
Friday January 10,
2020
Just Like Marketing
Tags business, marketing, project, managers, stupidity, transfer, extinguished, divinity
Transcript
boss: how's your project going? dilbert: it was doing fine until a thick wave of stupidity swept over it and extinguished my spark of divinity. i don't know what will become of me. boss: i'll transfer you to marketing. they're all like that.
Thursday January 09,
2020
Mind Reading
Tags business, judge, ruling, gavel, proof, thoughts, unfair, mind, reading
Transcript
court of stupidity judge with gavel: the court rules that dilbert should magically know what his boss wants at all times. dilbert: i'm not a mind-reader! judge: prove it! dilbert: how can i prove i can't read minds? judge: easy. tell me what i'm not thinking.
Wednesday January 08,
2020
Trial Postponed
Tuesday January 07,
2020
Court Of Stupidity
Tuesday November 05,
2019
Dark Matter Identified
Tags philosophy, stupidity, dark, matter, universe, abundant, obvious
Transcript
dilbert: they say 85% of the matter in the universe is dark matter, and we don't even know what that is. dogbert: well, if it's the most abundant thing in the universe, it has to be made of stupidity. dilbert: why wasn't that obvious to me? dogbert: because you're 85% dark matter
Thursday January 31,
2019
Tweaking Variables
Tags business, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, strategy, stupidity
Transcript
Dilbert: I can't get my five-year projections to match what you told the board. Boss: Try tweaking the variables until they do. Dilbert: That would make me a liar. Boss: Nah. In five years it will look like ordinary stupidity.
Wednesday January 09,
2019
Ai Is Stupid For An Hour
Tags intelligence, robot, sarcasm, social media, stupidity, technology, twitter, humans
Transcript
Alice: Your so-called breakthrough in artificial intelligence is a fraud. I talked to it for an hour, and everything it said was stupid. Wait...that's the same as using Twitter. Dilbert: Is it too soon to call me a genius?


