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Ads About Elbonium

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Talking Printer

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Perfect Skin

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Perfect Skin - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #perfect skin, #digital filter, #panda, #perfect, #real, #fake, #ears, #snout, #personal appearance

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dilbert in front of laptop: your skin looks so perfect...are you using a digital filter of some sort? voice from laptop: no, this is the real me. frame changes to panda in pink dress in front of laptop. dilbert's voice from laptop: and what about the panda ears and snout? panda thinking: awkward

New Loyal Customers

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New Loyal Customers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #meeting, #ceo, #woke, #advertising, #dollars, #loss, #quarter, #offend, #straight face, #botox, #annoying

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ceo: our strategy of being annoyingly woke in our ads caused us to have an eight billion dollar loss this quarter. but it was worth it because sometimes you have to offend some of your customers to make the others loyal. dilbert: how did you say that with a straight face? ceo: no one told you about botox?

Personal Growth

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Personal Growth - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #pandemic, #positive, #personal growth, #lockdown, #afraid, #fear, #prison, #life of crime, #attraction, #empathy, #people, #screen faces

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dilbert: one positive thing about the pandemic is all the personal growth i had during the lockdown. for example, i'm no longer afraid of going to prison, so... a life of crime is more attractive than ever. dogbert: did you lose your empathy for other people? dilbert: you mean the screen faces?

Casual Day For Remote Workers

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Casual Day For Remote Workers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #sarcasm, #announcement, #casual day, #remote workers, #dress, #roadkill, #morale, #coffee, #laptop, #video conference

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boss talking toward laptop: tomorrow is casual day for remote workers. most of you already dress like roadkill, but see if you can take it down another level. voice from laptop: why are you doing this to us? boss: i hear it builds morale.

Disagreement Sides

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Disagreement Sides - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #office workers, #disagreement, #Opinion, #facts, #agreement, #sides

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tina: i'm having a disagreement with alice, and i want you to side with me. dilbert: how about i make up my own mind based on the facts? tina: that's not going to work for me.