Dogbert says to a rat, "If you're going to live here, you need a name." The rat asks, "How about 'Mickey?'" Dogbert replies, "No . . . Big trouble. How about 'Rodney the Rodent?'" The rat asks, "How about 'Bill the Rat?'" Dogbert asks, "Vernon the Vermin?" The rat says, "Ratbert."
Vernon: Yo! Dilbert and Dogbert!
Dilbert: Oh, no....
Vernon: Did I ever tell you about my favorite episode of, "Kojak?"
Dogbert: Whoa! Vern, we gotta go before you turn our brains into tapioca!
Dilbert: There's always the direct method.