Financial troll: "Every time we cut costs, our distributor, Walgetco, takes the gain by demanding lower prices."
The Boss: "Thank you for shopping at Walgetco! Have a nice day!"
Financial Troll "Maybe it's too late."
The boss: "Troll accessories are on aisle six!"
"Sixty-percent of our distribution goes through Walgetco." "For all practical purposes, they now own us, except for the legal liabilities." "They'd like us to wear orange vests and bow toward their headquarters." "But no touching?"
"Meet with our huge retail distributor, Walgetco, and find out what they want now." "Say yes, no matter how unreasonable they are, because we need them more than they need us." ". . .Special packaging, rfid tags, and grind your bones to make store brand foot powder." "Yes!"