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5 Results for Yammering
View 1 - 5 results for yammering comic strips. Discover the best "Yammering" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday November 16,
2018
Changing The Website
Tags #boss, #business, #internet & world wide web, #managers & supervisors, #sarcasm
Transcript
Dilbert: We need to change one of the links on our website. Boss: Pull together a study team, do a focus group, get buy-in from all departments, and present it at the next division meeting. Dilbert: I changed it while you were yammering. Boss: Let us never speak of this again.
Monday October 08,
2018
Carol Can't Get The Printer To Work
Tags #carol, #Dilbert, #printer, #work, #priorities, #yammering
Transcript
Carol: I can't get the printer to work can you help? Dilbert: Sure, I'll be there as soon as I finish my twenty-seven tasks that are all higher priorities. Carol: How long will that take? Dilbert: I got three new tasks while you were here yammering.
Friday November 22,
2013
Tags #executives, #obliviousness, #project updates, #tedious techno
Transcript
CEO: Thank you for sharing your project updates. I didn't understand any of your tedious tech-yammering, but that doesn't matter. Dilbert: Why doesn't that matter? CEO: It just doesn't.
Monday July 23,
2012
Tags #secretaries (office), #increase work productivity, #yammering, #salted earth, #great plan
Transcript
Boss: I just thought of a great idea for increasing workplace productivity. Carol: Does it involve standing near my workplace and yammering while I try to work? Boss: Geez. Who salted the Earth? Carol: Your plan is going great so far.
Thursday January 25,
2007
Tags #alien, #technology, #superior being, #moron, #yammering, #about linux, #easy come
Transcript
ALIEN: I came from a distant planet to bring you advanced technology, but no one here will listen!" "I am a superior being, you moron! Listen to what I tell you and then do it!" THE BOSS: I fired him before he started yammering about Linux." Catbert: Easy come, easy go."