Wally: "Here's your 'buzzword bingo' card for the meeting."
Wally: "If the boss uses a buzzword on your card, you check it off. The objective is to fill a row."
The Boss: "You're all very attentive today. My proactive leadership must be working!"
Wally: "Bingo, sir."
Dilbert says, "Tradition requires that every meeting has one buzzword-babbling idiot." Dilbert says, "We have no natural today, so Asok has graciously agreed to fill the role." Alice says, "Good job. You're totally selling it." Asok says, "We need a multi-platform application strategy!"
Boss: I've been telling employees that our culture is our best asset. Catbert: Do they pretend that makes sense? Boss: Yes, because we have a culture of lying to avoid conflict.
