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5 Results for Garfield
View 1 - 5 results for Garfield comic strips. Discover the best "Garfield" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday May 18,
2015
More Than Garfield
Tags mondays, Garfield, sarcasm, teasing, conversation, antisocial, alienation
Transcript
Alice: I hate Mondays more than Garfield. Wally: Why do you hate Garfield at all? Is it his total disregard for lasagna ownership? Alice: Don't speak to me again until Tuesday. Wally: One day down, four to go.
Tuesday March 10,
1992
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, attorney, petimony, allegedly, pet, Garfield, pat
Transcript
Dilbert answers the door and a man in a suit says, "I'm an attorney for Mister Dogbert . . ." The lawyer continues, "He's suing you for 'petimony.' You allegedly pet the neighbor's cat . . ." Dilbert says to Dogbert, "See . . It was a pat, not a pet. Like this . . ." Dogbert, who is reading the newspaper, replies, "Oh look, it's 'Garfield,' your favorite . . ."
Saturday July 03,
2010
Tags pension fun, rat, dartboard, garfield posters
Transcript
The Boss says, "Studies show that a rat with a dartboard can manage your pension fund as well as experts." Ratbert says, "I invested your entire pension fund in Garfield posters." Ratbert says, "I'm bad at darts."
Wednesday December 14,
2016
Asok Kills The Wrong Cartoonist
Tags Garfield, hit man, cartoonist, mistaken identity
Transcript
Asok: I killed our spokesperson, Jim Davis, yesterday, as you ordered. Boss: You killed the wrong cartoonist! Asok: Now I hate Mondays even more.
Thursday December 15,
2016
Asok Has Worst Job In The World
Tags hit man, job, happiness, satisfaction, doppelganger, double, lookalike, business, psychology
Transcript
Asok: I thought I accidentally killed the creator of Garfield, but it turns out I killed his body double. Our boss ordered me to do the hit. I have the worst job in the world. Dilbert: No, I think that body double has the worst job. Asok: I'm only talking about the living.