Dilbert: I hate these restroom sinks where you have to keep holding the knob or it shuts off. Who would make such a thing?
ACME Sink, Inc.
ACME CEO: Remember our motto: "One hand doesn't wash the other."
Dilbert walks outside with Liz. Dilbert asks her, "If I left engineering and became a manager would I be as sexy as I am now, Liz?" Liz responds, "I think it would decrease your sex appeal by 17%. But that's just a planning number." Dilbert and Liz sit on the couch. Dilbert asks, "What if I got my ham radio license to compensate for the loss?" Liz replies, "Look at my arm: goose bumps."