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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #Dilbert, #restroom, #sinks, #thing, #acme, #sink, #motto, #consumerism

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Dilbert: I hate these restroom sinks where you have to keep holding the knob or it shuts off. Who would make such a thing? ACME Sink, Inc. ACME CEO: Remember our motto: "One hand doesn't wash the other."

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Tags #left engineering, #acme manger, #sexy, #liz, #decrease sex appeal, #planning number, #ham radio licence, #compensate loss, #goose bumps

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Dilbert walks outside with Liz. Dilbert asks her, "If I left engineering and became a manager would I be as sexy as I am now, Liz?" Liz responds, "I think it would decrease your sex appeal by 17%. But that's just a planning number." Dilbert and Liz sit on the couch. Dilbert asks, "What if I got my ham radio license to compensate for the loss?" Liz replies, "Look at my arm: goose bumps."