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7 Results for Adoption
View 1 - 7 results for adoption comic strips. Discover the best "Adoption" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday December 27,
2005
Tags #try rebooting, #tech support, #clone yourself, #adoption, #notice bugs, #slapped 1.0 together, #parents
Transcript
Dogbert's Tech Support "Try rebooting yourself." "Clone yourself, put the clone up for adoption, and hope intelligence can be influenced by the environment." "Evidently your parents slapped together Version 1.0 of you and hoped no one would notice the bugs..."
Thursday October 21,
1993
Tags #the boss, #alice, #worklife balance, #company
Transcript
Alice stands in front of the Boss's desk and says, "I'm working too many hours . . . I never spend time with my family." The Boss holds up a brochure and replies, "The company cares. That's why we've developed a program to teach you how to cope." Alice reads the pamphlet, "Celibacy and adoption - the choice for the nineties."
Wednesday January 19,
2005
Tags #gay boss, #nelson, #male, #no bomus, #train to be boss, #support family, #gay, #dating rugby team
Transcript
The Boss: Tina, this is your new supervisor, Nelson. You'll be training him to be your boss. The Boss: There won't be any bonuses this year because i gave it all to nelson. he's a man, sio he needs to support a family. Nelson: Im gay The Boss: Um....civil union and adoption, right? Nelson: Im dating a rugby team.
Tuesday February 16,
2016
Dilbert Will Not Babysit
Tags #psychology, #trick, #deception, #adoption, #babysitter, #babysitting
Transcript
Carol: Uh-oh. My babysitter canceled for tonight. Dilbert: Too bad. Carol: Hey, I have an idea. Do you like kids? Dilbert: I will not watch your kids tonight. Carol: I was going to ask you to adopt them. Dilbert: Absolutely not. The best I can do is watch them tonight.
Monday August 05,
2019
Wally Adopts An Elbonian Baby
Tags #excuses, #office workers, #trick, #work, #adoption, #morality
Transcript
Wally: I've decided to adopt a kid from Elbonia so I'll have better excuses for missing work. Dilbert: Your plan is immoral, uncaring, and socially irresponsible. Wally: And brilliant. Dilbert: No one is saying it won't work.
Tuesday August 06,
2019
Wally Cares For Elbonian Baby
Tags #babies, #excuses, #misunderstanding, #office workers, #Parenting, #work, #adoption, #negligence
Transcript
Carol: How's it working out with the Elbonian baby you adopted? Wally: Great! Now I have lots of excuses for missing work, and I still look like a saint. Carol: What kind of daycare are you using? Wally: I just sprinkle cheerios on the floor and lock the door.
Wednesday August 07,
2019
Wally Gives Back The Baby
Tags #gender, #misunderstanding, #obliviousness, #Parenting, #adoption
Transcript
Dilbert: How's your adopted Elbonian baby doing? Wally: I had to give it back. It was a lot needier than I expected. Dilbert: Was the baby a boy or a girl? Wally: How would I know? It couldn't even speak yet.