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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #american accents, #dawg in chevy, #missles, #cafeteria, #call center, #elbonians

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Elbonia Call Center Remember to use your american accents! YEE- HAA!! lets put the dawg in the cherry! look at the size of my misses!! We only do it that way in the cafeteria. Opps sorry.

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Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #senator, #issue, #working, #real, #problems

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Dogbert writes, "Dear Senator, I demand a constitutional amendment banning the obscene and anti-American lyrics in opera." Dilbert asks, "What makes you think a senator will care about an issue like that?" An aide says to a senator, "I think we found another issue to keep us from working on real problems." The senator reaches for the letter and says, "Ooh-ooh!"

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Tags #Dilbert, #conquer, #elbonia, #ten, #minutes, #thing, #Dogbert, #despotic, #congenial, #pbs, #last, #night, #missile, #boring, #smart

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Dogbert flies through the sky in a hover-saucer. Dogbert thinks, "I should be able to conquer Elbonia in about ten minutes with this thing." Dogbert thinks, "I'll be 'King Dogbert of Elbonia,' despotic yet congenial. Uh-oh." An American missle flies toward the saucer. The missile asks, "Did you watch PBS last night?" Dogbert says, "Aaagh!!! It's a smart missile! It's boring in on me!!"

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"Did you tell Asok to get our client a 'little bit pregnant'?" "Yes." "Well, he doesn't understand all of our American sayings." "I don't know what this is all about, but I'm in."