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Dogbert: "I'm going into the extreme makeover business."
"I'm planning to take it to the next level."
"You'd look good with antlers."
"And the nose has to go."
Man: "Go?"
"Your tiny ears are out of proportion."
"These are ears."
"I'll also rearrange your fat so you can't see it."
"I'll toss in a few extras after you're unconscious, no charge."
"Guess how old I am."