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View 1 - 6 results for artists comic strips. Discover the best "Artists" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday August 06,
1998
Tags #digital archive, #worlds greatest art, #fix the errors, #artists, #errors, #too much blue
Transcript
The boss, Wally and Dilbert sit at the conference table. The boss says, "We won the bid to create a digital archive of the world's greatest art." The boss says, "This will give us a chance to fix any errors made by the artists." Wally says, "Errors?" The boss says, "For example, there was a guy who used too much blue for a whole period."
Saturday August 08,
1998
Tags #digital archive, #greatest art, #fixing artists mistakes, #funny story, #newsletter, #dramatically improving, #writer
Transcript
Tina the tech writer interviews Dilbert. Dilbert says, "I'm creating a digital archive of the world's greatest art. But my boss insists on "fixing" the artists' mistakes." Tina laughs. Tina the tech writer says, "This is such a funny story for the newsletter!" The boss sit at his desk. The boss says, "It's a funny story, but change 'fixing' to 'dramatically improving.'" Tina clenches her fists in agony.
Wednesday August 18,
2004
Tags #product designer, #success, #best artists, #design professionals, #ate crayons, #intruders
Transcript
Product designer Dogbert: Good design is essential to you success. Thats why I empty only the best artists and design professionals. Who ate all the crayons again?! Ratbert: Intruders?
Saturday May 24,
1997
Tags #consultant, #meeting, #obvious generalities, #revenue for profit, #run by artits, #small businesses, #business
Transcript
Dilbert lies on the couch reading. Dogbert says, "I've decided to become a consultant in the field of obvious generalities." Dogbert explains, "I'll work for small businesses that are run by artists. They'll think I'm brilliant, which I am." Dogbert sits at a conference table with a man and a woman. The man, who has a goatee, says, "Whoa! Are you saying we need REVENUE to make profit??" The woman says, "Ouch! I've got a headache on one side."
Monday November 20,
2000
Tags #internet music, #free, #digital tops, #here with engineers, #ideas, #applied to others
Transcript
Wally says to Alice and Dilbert, "All music on the internet should be free. Artists could make money from digital tips." Catbert says to Wally, "Great idea. We'll do the same thing here with the engineers." Wally says to Dilbert, "Have you ever noticed that my ideas are only brilliant when applied to other people?"
Monday July 28,
2003
Tags #new ad campiagn, #music from artsits, #willing to sell out, #dead musicians, #not descomposed
Transcript
Our new as caiman willies familiar music from artists who are willing to sell out. Due to budget cuts, we'll limit our search to musicians who are dead but not yet totally decomposed. MAKEUP!!!!