Dilbert: This is our new company dress code. We call it "Business Dorky." Dogbert: I like it because it makes you look powerless, boring, and sexually irrelevant. Dilbert: They make me wear this badge so I don't look like an asexual trespasser. Dogbert: Accessories make the outfit.
Wally: I've given up on the whole dating scene. I've decided to reproduce by asexual cell division.
Dilbert: I didn't realize that's an option.
Wally: you never know until you try.
Dilbert: I think I'll steer clear of here for a while.
Wally: divide! divide!