Tina: I don't know you. Why are you in this meeting?
Wally: "I'm creating the illusion of work by conflating the concepts of attendance and productivity."
"You should leave."
Wally: "And who should I say hates teamwork?"
Boss: You complained about your work load, SO I hired an inexperienced guy to help.
Dilbert: This is exactly the opposite of what I wanted.
Boss: He doesn't know much, But he makes up for it by asking lots of questions.
Dilbert: So He'll be bugging me every minute?
Boss: Not every minute. He takes a lot of sick days.
Dilbert: So....you hired a guy who is useless, But its okay because he also has bad attendance?
Boss: Its not a perfect world.
Is this a good time to ask some questions?