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5 Results for Babysitting
View 1 - 5 results for babysitting comic strips. Discover the best "Babysitting" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 18,
2016
Dilbert Thinks He Is Ready To Babysit
Tags #babysitting, #babysitter, #inexperience, #children, #parents, #cell phone, #communication, #Family, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: What's your mobile number in case I need to reach you while I"m babysitting your kids tonight? Carol: My phone is already turned off so the kids don't ruin my date night by texting every ten minutes. Dilbert: I can't tell if I'm prepared for tonight. Wally: Did you get their address?
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Tuesday July 03,
1990
Tags #dinosaur, #bob, #inside, #job, #sitting, #yuppie, #bigots, #called
Transcript
Bob the Dinosaur stands at a man's door and says, "Hi. I'm Bob. I called earlier about the babysitting job." The man says, "To be honest, we didn't know you were a dinosaur when you called . . ." Bob replies, "That's okay. I didn't know you were yuppie bigots."
Tuesday February 16,
2016
Dilbert Will Not Babysit
Tags #psychology, #trick, #deception, #adoption, #babysitter, #babysitting
Transcript
Carol: Uh-oh. My babysitter canceled for tonight. Dilbert: Too bad. Carol: Hey, I have an idea. Do you like kids? Dilbert: I will not watch your kids tonight. Carol: I was going to ask you to adopt them. Dilbert: Absolutely not. The best I can do is watch them tonight.
Wednesday February 17,
2016
Dilbert Gets Ready To Babysit
Tags #parent, #Parenting, #babysitter, #babysitting, #children, #listening, #Family
Transcript
Dilbert: Is there anything I need to know before I babysit your kids tonight? Carol: They won't do anything you ask, and they don't respond to threats or consequences. Dilbert: So... what am I supposed to do? Carol: Try finding some idiot to babysit for you.
Monday February 22,
2016
Carol Berates Dilbert For Not Babysitting
Tags #babysitter, #children, #supervision, #refugees, #Family
Transcript
Carol: You said you would watch my kids last night but you never showed up! Dilbert: You didn't give me your address, and you turned off your cellphone for your date night. I'm sure it was fine. Carol: An Elbonian family is living in my cupboard!!!