Dogbert: I always thought you beavers were busy all the time.
Beaver: That's a common stereotype. I'm actually quite lazy.
Dogbert: How do you build your beaver home?
Beaver: I rent.
Dogbert stands in front of an easel and points to a diagram. The Boss and a woman sit at a conference table. Dogbert says, "Your profits are plunging." Dogbert continues, "The problem will not be easy to solve." The diagram shows a large brain labeled "competitors," a smaller brain labeled "beavers," and a tiny brain labeled "you." The Boss asks, "So, what should we do? Cut the training budget again?"
