The Boss: "I'd like a wake-up call at 6 a.m. and a second one at 6:15."
"Then I'd like a team of bellmen to lift the head of the bed while blind maids hold my pants so I can slide into them."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact, I AM a manager."
Dilbert sits in a taxi cab holding his suitcase. A doorman opens the door and says, "Welcome to the hotel, allow me to touch your bag so you'll feel obligated to tip me." Dilbert hugs his bag and walks past three bellmen. He thinks, "I've got to make it through the gauntlet of bag-losing hotel zombies." The hotel employees think about money as they reach for his bag. Dilbert stands at the counter and says to a woman, "No room?!! I have a reservation!!" The clerk replies, "Oh, that's original." A bellhop reaches for Dilbert's luggage.