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5 Results for Berry
View 1 - 5 results for berry comic strips. Discover the best "Berry" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday July 02,
2015
Dilbert Eats A Berry
Tags #google, #internet, #off the grid, #question, #query, #allergy, #berry, #reaction, #swelling, #anaphylaxis, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert goes off the grid: minute three. Dilbert: I wish I could Google this berry before eating it. What's the worst that could happen? Wow. This is a very specific answer to my question.
Thursday December 16,
2004
Tags #own stock, #black berry, #dumps hares, #spiked, #profit, #buy a helicopter
Transcript
Tv stock analyst Do you own stock in the company you recommended? No, I used my blackberry ti dump my shares as soon as they spiked front my recommendation. This is very wrong now I'm using the profit to buy a helicopter.
Saturday March 22,
2008
Tags #placebo, #head, #soul crushed, #Catbert, #slapped head, #juice, #berry juice
Transcript
Tina: I hear your soul was crushed and Catbert slapped off your dried-up head. Try this juice I've been selling on the side, it's made from actually berries. Spoit! Tina: Oh, crud. That was the placebo."
Friday July 03,
2015
Dilbert Chooses Life
Tags #off the grid, #emergency, #hiding, #help, #cell phone, #service, #connection, #nature, #allergy, #reaction, #decision, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: My hiding strategy of going off the grid was working until I ate that berry. If I call for help, the government will find me. If I don't I will die. I choose life! Phone: No service.
Saturday July 04,
2015
One Missile
Tags #hiding, #off the grid, #surveillance, #spying, #drone, #emergency, #drone strike, #hacker
Transcript
G-Man 1: One of our drones found the fugitive hacker Dilbert in a remote forest. He ate a poisonous berry and will be dead in minutes. Can I light him up for practice? G-Man 2: One missile. They're pricey.