Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert says, "I've been so depressed since the fiasco with the hair growth formula." Dilbert continues, "I hope nobody thinks I'm Bigfoot and tries to shoot me." Dilbert continues, "You know, 'hair today, gun tomorrow.' Heh-heh-heh." Dogbert replies, "I'm thinking about shooting you myself."
The Boss: "I just had my annual meeting with our Vice President."
"We decided to combine your project with Project 'Bigfoot' because they're basically the same."
Dilbert: "They're not the same! It only seems like it to you because you don't understand either project!"
"Oh, well. It's too late to do anything. I told him they were the same."
Dilbert: "Just call him and say you were wrong."
The Boss: "I can see why you're not in management."
"The logical solution is to wait for the next budget cut and eliminate your project, thus solving two problems."
Dilbert: "There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."