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View 1 - 10 results for bigger phone comic strips. Discover the best "Bigger Phone" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 23,
2012
Tags #gadgets, #market, #bigger phone, #design, #market niche, #mind out of niche
Transcript
Boss: There's room in the market for a device that's bigger than a phone but smaller than a tablet. Dilbert: So you want me to design something that is a bad tablet and an even worse phone? Boss: To my mind, it's a market niche. Dilbert: Maybe you should get your mind out of your niche.
Wednesday December 03,
2014
Bob Is Proud Of His Flip Phone
Tags #dinosaurs, #insult, #insults, #judgement, #smart phones, #technology, #flip phone, #judegment, #follow ups
Transcript
Dinosaur: I don't own a smartphone. I use a flip phone because it does everything I want. Alice: Why are you proud of being a big, dumb dinosaur with a terrible phone? Dinosaur: I"m sensing a lot of judgement in that question. Alice: Wait until you hear my follow-ups.
Monday August 01,
2016
Brittle Phone Design
Tags #cell phone, #big business, #fragile, #iphone, #technology
Transcript
Boss: We made our new phone extra-brittle and gave it a sleek, but slippery case. Consumers will be forced to choose between an ugly protective cover or replacing the phone three times a year. Dilbert: Who would buy such a thing? Boss: We also made it addictive.
Friday October 21,
2016
Alice's Phone Trance
Tags #phone, #cell phone, #distraction, #attention, #social, #interaction, #ignore, #ignoring, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Hey, Alice. Alice... Alice... Alice... Alice... I can't penetrate your phone-induced zombie trance, so I'll just text you. Alice: Stop doing that. Dilbert: I can't hear you because I'm looking at my phone.
Monday May 01,
2017
Tina Wants To Borrow Wally's Phone
Tags #cell phone, #germs, #cleanliness, #bathroom, #technology
Transcript
Tina: My phone is broken. Can I use yours to make a call? Wally: Absolutely. If it seems warm, that's because I was using it in the men's room for the past two hours. Tina: I'll ask someone else. Wally: Yup.
Tuesday May 02,
2017
Tina Wants To Borrow Dilbert's Phone
Tags #cell phone, #property, #possession, #technology
Transcript
Tina: Can I borrow your phone to make a call? I dropped mine and broke it. Dilbert: No, I don't like other people touching my phone, or breathing on it, or reading my messages. Tina: You have a lot of issues. Dilbert: Said the person who doesn't use protective phone cases because they are ugly.
Wednesday May 03,
2017
Tina Has Phone Anxiety
Tags #cell phone, #boredom, #time, #killing time, #anxiety, #addiction, #distraction, #technology
Transcript
Tina: I'm having a lot of anxiety because my mobile phone is broken. What happens if I need to stand in line for something? What would I do while I waited? Dilbert: You need an invisible friend. Tina: I have one, but she's always on her phone.
Tuesday October 31,
2017
Neural Link To Phone
Tags #mind control, #phone, #technology, #invention, #cognition, #thought
Transcript
Dilbert: When I press this button, your brain will form a neural link to your phone. Boss: Then I can control my phone with my thoughts? Dilbert: No, your phone will control you. Boss: Hey, I didn't agree to... Dilbert: Too late. Narrator: Continued...
Thursday December 28,
2017
Asok's Phone Case
Tags #cell phone, #aesthetics, #impractical, #practicality, #break, #screen, #technology
Transcript
Asok: I kept dropping my phone and breaking it, so now I keep it wrapped in a big ball of cotton. Wally: Why would you buy a phone that breaks so easily? Asok: I like the way it looks.
Friday March 30,
2018
Call My Lost Phone
Tags #productivity, #unproductive, #cell phone, #ringing, #frustration, #annoy, #annoyance, #technology
Transcript
Boss: I don't know where I left my phone. Can you call it? Dilbert: Sure, but it will make both of us unproductive instead of just you. Narrator: And then there were three. Alice: Gaaaa!!! Where is that ringing coming from???