Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table reading documents. Dilbert says, "I have to turn this fifty-page proposal into a one-paragraph executive summary for our CEO. It's impossible." Dogbert responds, "Simple." Dogbert says, "How about 'give us three million dollars so we can buy cool technology, pump up our resumes and escape this festering boil you call a company?'" Dilbert says, "I feel obligated to say something about our customers." Dogbert says, "How about 'I'm glad I'm not one of them.'"
asok: a wise person once said you can't boil an egg with a stick.
wally: no, but i can threaten you with a stick unless you boil an egg for me.
asok: why didn't the wise person think of that?
wally: he sounds overrated