Product Training.
Man: You work for a company that takes pride in its product line.
Only half of our users experience painful boils.
We call that group the "relatively satisfied customers.
what the?!
The Boss: Hello, Doctor.
Alice: Ugh. Can you please not have medical conversations where I can hear them?
The Boss: Relax. It's only some projectile boils and their milky payload.
Alice: I hate you.