Man: You're ignorant and ridiculous. I'm bored. Are we done here? Boss: You're hired. You must have awesome technical skills or else someone would have killed you by now. Boss: I can't tell if I'm a management genius or just lazy.
Dogbert walks on a sidewalk thinking, "I love being rich." Dogbert says to a passerby, "I'll give you ten thousand dollars if you wallow in that mud puddle." As the man lies face down in the mud, Dogbert says, "I don't see how rich people ever get bored."
Dilbert reaches into a hole and says to Dogbert, "I'm going to pull Ratbert out of the hole in space before anything bad happens." Ratbert tells Dilbert and Dogbert, ". . . Although only a minute passed in this dimension, I've been floating in the other dimension for three hundred thousand years." Dilbert says, "Wow! It's lucky I didn't reach in there with my watch hand!" Ratbert yells, "Yes I was bored!!! Thanks for asking!!"
Alice stands in front of Catbert. Alice says, "If I work too hard, I get stressed out. But if I don't work hard, I get bored." Catbert says, "I recommend submerging your head in icy water twice a day." Alice says, "Wouldn't that hurt?" Catbert says, "Is there no end to your list of complaints?"
Dilbert: "I need your approval to.."
"... Be exhausted, bored, stiff, headachy, annoyed and constipated for the next three days."
"Also known as 'business travel.'"
The Boss: "I must be traveling right now!"
The Boss: Your project is my top priority. Tell me everything that I need to know.
In so bored...cant...stay...awake.
Dilbert: I haven't started talking yet.
The Boss: Int gets worse??!
Dilbert: oo okay
Dilbert Goes Off The Grid. Dilbert: The boredom is giving me the shakes. Animals are never bored. I'll just do what animals do. Well, possum doesn't work
dilbert: tina is in some sort of technical writer's trance.
dilbert: apparently, i took too long to explain some new technology, and it bored her into a coma. should i report this?
wally: only if you can do it succinctly
dogbert: i discovered a way to make time stand still.
dilbert: that isn't possible.
dogbert: i'll prove it. i just need to find something on my phone and show it to you. looking... looking... here it is! wait... no, that isn't it. looking... looking...
dilbert distressed: gaaa! i'm so bored watching you look through your phone!!! time is standing still! you win...and i hate you.
dogbert: totally worth it.
