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6 Results for Bottleneck
View 1 - 6 results for bottleneck comic strips. Discover the best "Bottleneck" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday November 05,
2003
Tags #too busy, #bottleneck, #document, #desk, #office
Transcript
"I can't do any more work on my project until you give your input, but you're too busy." "There's no polite way to say this: Bill, you're a bottleneck." "Your document is now saying hi to the bottom of the pile."
Thursday November 06,
2003
Tags #new guy, #new hire, #bottleneck, #bill, #titanium
Transcript
Bottleneck Bill Bottlkeneck Bill: All purchase orders must be approved by me. I'll be too busy to approve anything but at least we have the system. Its titanium. Nice try. Alice: GRRRRR
Friday March 02,
2018
Boss The Bottleneck
Tags #nickname, #name-calling
Transcript
Boss: I wish I had a cool nickname at work. Dilbert: You do. You're known as the "Frickin' Bottleneck." Boss: Who calls me that? Dilbert; Bad people. I try to stop them.
Wednesday November 03,
2004
Tags #bottle neck bill, #philosophy, #worth doing, #worth delaying
Transcript
Bottleneck Bill perhaps you're wondering why I haven't answered your emails. Bill: My philopshy is that anything worth doing is worth delating. Dilbert: Plus you look like that. Bill: Like what?
Thursday November 04,
2004
Tags #bottle neck bill, #do his job, #miscellaneous
Transcript
Dilbert: "I need your help forcing Bottleneck Bill to do his job so I can do my job." "I'll be all over that... as soon as I finish other things." "What other things?" "Well, for example, miscellaneous."
Saturday March 03,
2018
Boss Checks On His Nickname
Tags #name-calling, #nickname, #abbreviation
Transcript
Boss: Wally says people are calling me a "frickin' bottleneck" behind my back. Is that true? Carol: I have to call you back after I'm done with F.B. Boss: F.B.? Carol: Um... Facebook.