dilbert sitting on couch with dogbert: i like working from home. i can do eight hours of work in one hour because no one is interrupting me.
dogbert yelling: i'm trying to work here!
dilbert: did i tell you about my bowel problems?
dogbert: go away!
alice: wally, can we meet tomorrow at 8 am?
wally: that's when i eat breakfast in the cafeteria.
alice: how about 9 am?
wally: that would bump into my bowel and reading time.