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4 Results for Boyfreind
View 1 - 4 results for boyfreind comic strips. Discover the best "Boyfreind" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday May 25,
2011
Tags #couples, #dating, #mobile (cell) phones, #ex boyfreind, #entertainment stabdard, #samrtphone, #smartphone scale, #lying larry, #relationships
Transcript
Woman: I used to compare all men to my ex-boyfriend. Now I compare all men to the entertainment standard of my smartphone. Dilbert: I only scored a two on the smartphone scale, but I was a solid five compared to someone named "lying Larry."
Friday May 25,
2001
Tags #boyfreind, #project, #turtlenecks, #jeans, #fish, #training for marathins, #cry at movies, #the boyfriend project, #makeover, #clothes, #body, #animals
Transcript
Caption reads: "The Boyfriend Project." Alice hands her boyfriend clothing and says, "I'm putting you in turtlenecks and jeans." As the boyfriend changes into his new clothing, Alice continues, "You don't like to fish anymore. Now you're training for marathons." The boyfriend begins to wail, screaming, "WHAA! WHAA!" Alice replies, "You can only cry at movies."
Saturday February 01,
2003
Tags #saved money, #hired guy, #unlucky, #many problems, #ex boyfreind, #sobers up
Transcript
The Boss introduces a new employee to Dilbert, "We saved money by hiring a guy who's had many personal problems." The Boss continues, "But we're sure he was just unlucky. No one would invite that many problems into his life." The new employee's cell phone rings. The new employee says into his cell phone, "Yes, of course your ex-boyfriend can stay with us until the choppers leave and he sobers up."
Friday November 07,
2008
Tags #shirt, #one date, #kind of creepy, #ex boyfreind
Transcript
A woman says, "i saw this shirt and I had to get it for you." Dilbert says, "We've had one date and you're buying me a a shirt? That's kind of creepy." The woman says, "What?" Dilbert says, "Is it made from your ex-boyfriend's skin?"