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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #headphones, #britney spears, #slap him, #singing, #outloud

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Wally is listening to his headphones in his cubicle and sings aloud, "Oops, I did it again.." Wally gets up and dances. He thinks, "With headphones I sound exactly like Britney Spears." Alice and Dilbert lean over the cubicle wall and watch Dilbert dancing. Alice says, "I'd slap him but I don't want to touch him."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #empty brain, #stress, #word knowledge, #past the filters, #mantra, #lindsay lohan, #britney spears, #paris hilton

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Ratbert: My brain is empty. "It feels great!" "Stress is just another word for knowledge." "Wait a minute. How do I know that?" "GAAA!!! Something got past the filters!" "Must...Do...Mantra..." "Lindsay Lohan...Britney Spears...Paris Hilton...Ommmmm." Dogbert: "Are you all good now?" Ratbert: "Have we met?"

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Tags #risk, #pr plan, #karma, #extra fee, #infinite fabric, #britney spear, #hairstly, #back hair

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"Dogbert does PR." "There's some risk that the PR plan will cause you bad kharma." "Ooh." "For an extra fee, I can do some PR work aimed at the infinite fabric of the universe to innoculate you." "And I think I can get Britney Spears to wear your hairstyle." "Can you get her to grow her hair on her back, too?"