Carol: Something's been bugging me.
Carol: Ive been an executive assistant for five years. when do I get promoted to executive?
Ive got leadership coming out of my ears!
The boss: Thats wax.
Tina says, "My best friend from college keeps bugging me to visit her. The flight will cost a small fortune." Dilbert says, "Try offering her a cash payment of half the estimated cost of the trip if she agrees to stop inviting you." Tina says, "You don't have any friends, do you?" Dilbert says, "I hear they're expensive."
ASok stands in Wally's cube. Asok says, "I have been summoned to the boss's office." Asok says, "He probably wants to give me some sort of award for my good work as an intern." Carol and The Boss look at the ceiling in his office. Asok can be seen through the window smiling. Carol says, "Why do you need to know where that air duct ends?" The Boss says, "It's been bugging me."
Boss: You complained about your work load, SO I hired an inexperienced guy to help.
Dilbert: This is exactly the opposite of what I wanted.
Boss: He doesn't know much, But he makes up for it by asking lots of questions.
Dilbert: So He'll be bugging me every minute?
Boss: Not every minute. He takes a lot of sick days.
Dilbert: So....you hired a guy who is useless, But its okay because he also has bad attendance?
Boss: Its not a perfect world.
Is this a good time to ask some questions?
Dilbert: I have one hour to get some work done before my meeting. But I can't concentrate when i"m hungry, so I need a shack. This snack is making me thirsty. The label on this shirt is bugging me. I need to cut it off. Q quick trip to the restroom and then I can get down to work. Ugh. I have fifteen messages since I left my desk. Now it's too close to my meeting to start a new task. Dogbert: How's work? Dilbert: How would I know?
