Dogbert: I'd like to kick off the project by assigning blame for its eventual failure.
Dilbert: Shouldn't we do that after the project is over?
Dogbert: I see no reason to wait.
Dilbert: Well...okay. Our boss will make us use the wrong vendor.
Wally won't do any work. Alice will alienate the client, and Ted is generally worthless.
Dilbert: In summary, my excellent work will be rendered moot by nincompoops.
Asok: Do you even work here?
Dogbert: No, I was just in the neighborhood.