Michael: ...after you leave you will not remember being inside your computer talking to a microchip. You will purchase worthless computer upgrades and argue that it saves money in the long run.
Dilbert: It's a static byte Dwinkelizer... A necessity really.
boss in meeting: i'm no expert on blockchain, but i think... we need to get the evm stack on the bytecode so we don't run into a consensus fork.
boss to ted: did that mean anything?
ted: don't ask me. i'm bluffing too.