Dogbert's Ad Agency
Dogbert: Ive developed a new slogan that captures the essence of those company. "we abuse our employess and pass the savings to you"
We'll film actual employees in their squalid cubicles.
The boss: Wear that shirt
Boss: Experts say your slides should tell a story in pictures. Start with an image that captures the status of your project. Dilbert: How about this image of a clown with a broken watch? Boss: I was thinking eagle. Dilbert: Fine. Eagle. Boss: Now find an image that shows our technology strategy. Dilbert: How about this image of an old show in a storm drain? Boss: I was thinking pie chart. Dilbert: Fine. Boss: Now for the words. Dilbert: How about this image of a dictionary?