Dilbert: "At the current rate of inflation, with no raises or promotions..."
"Our net worth at retirement will be...a shopping cart full of aluminum cans."
"We'd better do something."
Wally: "I'm going shopping before all the good carts are gone."
Alice sits at her desk with her back to Wally. Wally asks, "Alice, I'm thinking about quitting and becoming a contract employee. Do you have any advice?" Alice replies, "Sleep in doorways so it doesn't rain on you. The best shopping carts are at 'Lucky.' You can make an excellent sign with black marking pen and a hunk of cardboard." Wally walks away from Alice's cubicle and says, "I hate all of my co-workers." Alice says, "Despite the name, food stamps are NOT edible."