Dogbert says to the staff during a session of self-service consulting, "I was hired because you're all dumber than a crate of anvils." Dogbert continues, "Now, can anyone tell me if your operations are centralized or decentralized?" Asok waves his hand excitedly, "Ooh! Ooh! I just thought of a strategy!"
The Boss: all shredders are nbeing centralized at our corporate headquarters.
If you need something shredded, give it to ask.
Dilbert: dude, I think he meant you would take it to the shredders.