Dilbert approaches a man standing next to a cart with a sign that says, "Nose Puppies $1.00." The man cries, "Nose puppies! Get your nose puppies!" Dilbert asks, "What's a nose puppy?" The man answers, "It's a little ceramic puppy that fits in your nose." The man continues, "'Find a need and fill it,' is my motto."
Dogbert: I found a way to profit from my innate cuteness.
Introducing the limited edition "Baby Dogbert" ceramic figurine!
Dilbert: I see - its a first aid device to induce vomiting.
Dogbert: The focus group was a disaster.