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4 Results for Chatbot
View 1 - 4 results for chatbot comic strips. Discover the best "Chatbot" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday June 29,
2016
Wally Replaces Himself With Chatbot
Tags #laziness, #working from home, #work ethic, #technology, #bot
Transcript
Wally: I got approval to work from home. My chatbot will answer all of my emails and text messages. Dilbert: Chatbot answers would be useless. Wally: I hope so. Otherwise it wouldn't sound like me.
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Sunday August 19,
2018
Tags #alice, #Dilbert, #Wally, #chatbot, #plumbing supply, #website, #sister
Transcript
Wally: I fell in love with a chatbot. We met on a plumbing supply website. I started innocently. I had a few questions about faucets. Next thing I knew, she was getting flirty. Now we chat for hours every night. Alice: That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard you creepy loser. Dilbert: Does your chatbot have a sister?
Thursday June 30,
2016
Wally's Email Makes No Sense
Tags #bot, #deception, #laziness, #work ethic, #obliviousness
Transcript
Boss: Wally's emails make no sense. Dilbert: He replaced himself with a chatbot. He designed the chatbot to be useless so you'd think it was him. Boss: And he thought this would fool me? Dilbert: He's been gone for four months.
Friday July 01,
2016
Wally's Useless Nonsense
Tags #laziness, #work ethic, #strategy
Transcript
Catbert: There's a rumor that you use a chatbot to reply to email with useless nonsense. Wally: You can't prove that because I've always answered my email with useless nonsense. Catbert: That was disturbingly well-played. Wally: It's all about creating the base case.